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orangeskins:

step 1. commit a crime
step 2. get arrested
step 3. post bail
step 4. bribe officer $5 to keep uniform
step 5. enjoy ur new clothes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

the year is 2032. the iphone 17 has just made it’s debut. you walk outside your front door to find U2 playing a free private concert for you

(via dimwit-creampuff)

moan-s:

let’s cuddle on a rainy day, watch old movies, and make out.

(via dimwit-creampuff)

fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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  • Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
  • Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
  • Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
  • Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?